The same old famous, or infamous rude bastards tour – your humorous guides who enjoy dirty jokes, rude language, and a bit of fun while conducting this historic tour. But now we are bringing something unique to the city, to the old, historic, medieval city of Berlin.

Many visitors that come to Berlin generally focus on the 20th century, forgetting or simply not realising the other half of this history rich city. We take a few steps back and start when Berlin was called the "swap land" and end just before the start of the 20th century, the rudest way of course.
Inclusions & Exclusions
✔  Well rounded view of the local attractions
✔  Insider tips - Entertainment, cuisine, free museums & night life
✔  Local Guide
✖  Public Transport ticket
✖  Restroom break
Departure & Return
Departure:  ,

We start at the Martin Luther statue, Karl-Liebknecht-Str. 8, 10178 Berlin (next to Marienkirche/St.-Marien-Kirche). Guide will have a mini yellow flag!

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Itinerary
1
Luther Monument We will be talking Protestantism and Protestant Reformation and division of Germany.

Duration:  15 minutes

2
St. Mary's Church 1270 2nd oldest construction of Berlin/Dance of the Death and what the paintings are about!

Duration:  10 minutes

3
Rotes Rathaus When this was all put together, its functions and how creative Germans can be when it comes to naming things

Duration:  5 minutes

4
Franziskaner Klosterkirche 1250 - oldest preserved / The Berlin High School at the Gray Monastery 1574 .Karl Friedrich Schinkel , Friedrich Ludwig Jahn and Otto von Bismarck

Duration:  15 minutes

5
Palais Podewil Was erected by aristocrats of Berlin in 1704, was named after its most famous resident, when in 1732 Heinrich Graf von Podewils lived there, State Minister for Foreign Affairs in the Cabinet of the Soldier King and minister under Frederick the Great

Duration:  20 minutes

6
Parochialkirche Built in 1695-1705 is the oldest Reformed Church of Berlin. Friedrich III (I). Has as well the oldest well preserved cemetery 1706. The roof was destroyed by an incendiary bomb, and DDR rebuild it, but never used as a church, just after unification and renovations.

Duration:  15 minutes

7
Memorial of the Berlin Wall Started being Erected in 1250 and was used and improved until the 17th Century.

Duration:  10 minutes

8
Maerkisches Museum We will be breaking down how this island started, original Berlin centre, and how through centuries it has changed.

Duration:  15 minutes

9
Bear cage and other German bizarre Zoos. The size of the Lion's d&%k fighting Hercules at the entrance.

Duration:  10 minutes

10
Historischer Hafen Berlin Hanseatic league. Berlin' geographical location made possible to be a Hanseatic League member, but by far not a important one. The commerce just start improving when the Great Elector start the process of creating canals connecting the main rivers of the State, that Berlin's Status would improve.

Duration:  15 minutes

11
Humboldt Forum We will be entering inside the old (really new) palace and go over all the money used for the beautiful cosmetic work that this building has gone through

Duration:  10 minutes

12
Museum Knoblauchhaus Ephraim was the Jewlry maker of court of Friedrich the Great in the 1700s, and build his house at the location. He even had a silver refinary in the backyard. Two very important subjects: Friedrich the Great and the History of Berlin jews.

Duration:  10 minutes

13
St. Nicholas Church (Nikolaikirche) This is where we wrap up and end our lovely "old" addition of Rude Bastard tour. Break down from 1200-1800's.

Duration:  10 minutes

Additional info
•  Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
•  Service animals allowed
•  Public transportation options are available nearby
•  Suitable for all physical fitness levels
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Price:
From $3.22
Ticket:
Mobile or paper ticket accepted
duration:
2.67 hours
Guide in:
English   
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